FUNNY BUSINESS
''I got fired from my job as a bank guard,'' bemoaned Paddy.
''That's just awful,” said Liam. “What happened?''
''Well a thief came in to rob a bank. Just as I was told in training, I drew my gun and told him that if he took one more step, I'd let him have it,'' said Paddy.
''What did the thief do then?'' asked Liam.
''He took one more step so as I was told to do,
I let him have it. I didn't want that stupid gun anyhow!''
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